Lots of people can read (even in 2017!). Fewer can read smoothly aloud (think back to the last time you participated in “responsive reading” in church or temple). But in my humble opinion, only one person can flawlessly perform every nuance of a multi-hundred page book, creating an appropriate sense of underlying menace while still hitting all of the laugh lines. Let me introduce that man to you (if you’re not already one of his millions of fans): multi-award winning audiobook narrator SCOTT BRICK!
Almost Too Old to Rock and Roll…
As Rock and Roll approaches 60 (“Rock Around the Clock” was released in 1956) and its legendary performers approach 80 (Paul McCartney is 72 and Mick Jagger is about to be 71 on July 26; teen idol Rick Springfield is going to be 65 on August 23!), many a live-fast-die-young star has outlived his own self-proclaimed paradigm. Pete Townshend, who told Roger Daltrey (now aged 70) to say “Hope I die before I get old” in the 1965 classic “My Generation” has been forced to live to 69 (so far). When Jethro Tull’s Ian Anderson turns 67 on August 10 he will seemingly have a legitimate claim to being “Too Old To Rock and Roll but Too Young To Die”, although that won’t stop the once long-haired rock flautist from touring in September and October of this year. Somber chanteuse Lana Del Rey, old at 28 (a year older than her idols Kurt Cobain or Amy Winehouse saw), recently told an interviewer at The Guardian that she thought dying young was “glamorous” and she wished that she was dead already. Odds are that Lana will look back at that interview in 50 years and shake her head at the follies of youth, although I doubt she’ll be spending any time in rock arenas in those future days (if such venues even still exist in non-virtual space…)
Being Larry Fine
I might as well address the 500-pound exploding gorilla in the room (see Dizzy Detectives, made in 1943); I am not the first guy to be named Larry Fine. I’ll be thrilled if someday I’m as famous and beloved as South Philadelphia’s own Larry Fine (born Louis Feinberg). In order to avoid confusion I considered changing my name to Louis Feinberg…
As Patriotic As Slow-Cooked Pork Ribs…
For me, America’s birthday is mostly about the grilled and smoked meat. I love liberty and all, but mainly I love the liberty to grill and smoke lots of meat on my deck.
This year I enjoyed several cuts of many different animals at a neighbor’s house on the 4th, then took my turn as fire-master on the 5th. Having just bought a five-shelf rib rack (through Amazon), I set out to fit the maximum amount of food possible onto my XL Big Green Egg(R). A few weeks ago, I had watched this epic (19-minutes+) video about how to make perfect pork ribs on the Egg, starting with applying yellow mustard as an adhesive for the spice rub, after which I smoked one test rack for six hours. It came out unbelievably well.
Better than Real Life: 3D Blu-Rays Are Well Worth It!
I’m not usually an early adopter, but in the case of 3D blu-rays I am currently among the only adopters (sales of 3D blu-rays have been hampered by slow sales of 3D TVs). I love them. And the 3D looks so great. One of my eyes is much better than the other, so I barely see 3D in real life, but a good blu-ray can blow me away.
Do Lawyers Get a Bum Rap? The Answer May Not Surprise You…
As the author of a novel called MURDERING LAWYERS, naturally I can be a lightning rod for pro-lawyer and anti-lawyer rants. As you might guess, the antis seem to have it over the pros by at least 5 to 1. This gives rise to two questions: 1. Why do people feel this way? And 2. Are these feelings fair?
The answer to these questions are: 1. Because lawyers rule the world and everyone else can do no more than complain impotently, and 2. Yes.